horse-ebook:

i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’ 

and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url

so i googled naked horse

horses are always naked

im so stupid i hate myself

fake-mermaid:

does anyone else wake up in the middle of their dream, and you just love the dream you’re having so much and you try to go back to sleep thinking about it so it can continue off from the same part before you woke up, or is it just me

funkycops:

why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude

1plus1chainz:

IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

handsoffmysmuppets:

aradiyeah:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

let’s do this guys

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

angryblackman:

Ah, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Heart Gold and Soul Silver.

Bringing the hardest third gym leader in the history of everything.

And you know what makes it worse? Miltank ain’t shit if you catch it and train it yourself.

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

tastefullyoffensive:

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nonelikerae:

welcome to england.